Funny Little Rhymes for Funny Little Kids

Hey, kids. Do you like poems? What do you mean "No"? Well, you'll change your tone when you read these. Get ready to receive a visit from the dreaded Doctor Doom who'll be making a house call to you armed with a big black bag full of horrid tasting medicines. You'll wish you were at school instead of home sick. Then poor old Nana loses her knickers in the middle of the street and has to go chasing after them. A sugar-fuelled, sock-chewing goat is loose on its family boat, causing chaos, there's a terrifying ghost haunting a rickety old garden shed, then the distant hoot of an owl will fill the air as you drift away to the magic of the night.